Wet and windy so the ball stopped on the greens although getting it to the hole was more difficult; well done all those that played. Trix found it tricky to get past the swifts until the 19th. The day started with the late Biggsy-babe rushing to the tee, bashing his ball down the fairway and then rushing to join his mates who were watching from the bar. Being friends, they stopped him before he went over the hill. Harvey Morris won with a fine 39 from Chris Hole, Will Newnes (always that name somewhere), Richard Harman and Steve Coomber (cut 5, poor boy). Sloshing along were the Secretary Bird, Biggsy-babe, Chastened, Finewine, NoApplause and Trix (exhausted from chasing), not to mention Scuse-me and Waddy. As there seem to be people interested in money, everyone is charged £3 and then crisp buyers £6 as well. Winners got £30, 20, 16, 12, 5 and the one with a 2 got £21. One more week to go and then the account will be submitted to clear out your bar tab. El Presidente was anxious to clear up this matter. The account will be posted on the Mens' noticeboard but the President's decision is fatal. One card in a day late caused havoc so watch your new handicaps!